Q: Stanley or Owala?
A: Finally, you guys are asking all the right questions. You guys already know the drill: NEITHER. Why on EARTH would I spend forty dollars on some stupid cup that I’ll more than likely use once when everyone else gets it and then just put it away into storage? And before some of you say “no one cares about trends at school!”, just know you’re a stinkin’ liar. I remember when Stanley’s were all the rage and EVERY SINGLE GIRL had one, then suddenly…POOF they were out of style. Then, Owala’s came around and everyone HAD to have them. I mean seriously, guys, you guys go through microtrends on this campus quicker than I can get through a math lesson. Although I’m in my hater era, I do like some of the colors they offer (like Jazmine’s, your purple Stanley is adorable and thank you for not getting rid of it after they went out of style). In sum, don’t fall for consumerism and save your money for more useful items.
Q: What is your opinion on the resin ducks appearing around campus?
A: I am absolutely outraged. WHY HAVEN’T I GOT ONE YET? Like, how hard could it be to just plop a little yellow duck into the “Ask Klarissa” box? (and while you’re at it, ASK SOME QUESTIONS!!!). But anyways, I think they might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen and it’s the one trend I hope never goes away on campus. Also, does anyone wanna make some bets as to whoever is leaving them around Mr. Castle’s classroom? Personally, my money’s on it being Mr. Castle leaving them around himself and wanting to drive us crazy by thinking it’s someone else (sounds oddly familiar, huh? Hmm…).
Q: Would you rather sleep or eat?
A: This isn’t even a question, really, because I honestly don’t get enough of either so I feel like I can’t really choose. School has finally gotten to the point where I’m literally not even sleeping and I’m not eating a LICK of crumbs off a plate just because of tests, homework, AP exams, etc. I will say, however, that I LOVE to help myself to some yummy snacks like Cheez-its or Goldfish. But y’all, back to the not sleeping thing, I literally fell asleep in my 5th period class, it’s that deep. People are not kidding when they say that this year of high school (that shall not be named because it may or may not reveal my alter ego) will hit me harder than a BUS. Back to the question, probably sleep because I don’t eat enough to be a “foodie.”
