Q: What makeup brands would you recommend?
A: I’m gonna be super 100% honest with you guys right now, drug-store makeup is where it’s at. I’m sorry but I literally cannot justify spending the same amount of money that my LEFT KIDNEY is worth on, like, foundation and some cheap blush just from the clearance section ALONE (with that being said, word of advice: ABSOLUTELY shop in the clearance section. It has the hidden wonders of the world in there and you might be surprised at what these stores get rid of). Anyways, I digress due to being an extreme cheapskate (did any of you ever watch that show? Am I unc?)…I personally LOVE E.L.F, Milani, and all the other brands that haven’t taxed me by like one million dollars and have stayed relatively cheap (actually, scratch E.L.F because why is it now $16 for one thing?!?!? Bring back my 5 dollar eyeliners!). If these brands don’t work for you, however, do not blame me because I am not a makeup guru and only wear it for photos and such.
Q: What would your last meal be?
A: Umm this is an interesting question…but I really don’t know. Maybe like a buffet so I can eat a little bit of everything? I ADORE sushi though, so maybe include a couple of dragon eggrolls just for good measure. OH and I’m gonna need a few cans of Dr. Pepper too (this will make sense when you read my next question). I wish I had a better answer for this but really, who thinks about being on death row and eating their last meal? I hope I don’t offend you, the person who wrote this question, because it’s honestly the first brain-scratcher question I’ve really had to think about. Congratulations to you! You’ve won my respect and that’s kinda hard to earn (be grateful).
Q: Coke or Pepsi?
A: NEITHER. Dr. Pepper reigns supreme over these other brands and I will stand on business with that. Don’t hate me for glazing it but there’s a different kind of sweetness about Dr. Pepper that’s just SO GOOD. Now, keep this in mind if you ever have me for secret santa or anything that makes you buy me things (surprise gifts are greatly accepted and appreciated, though). As much as I love Dr. Pepper though, I seriously need to cut back on my sugar intake because I’m pretty sure my teeth are on their last straw. I drink it that much. And, it’s not like I can get them checked because…I’m lowkey scared of the dentist (and my parents have zero energy to take me). Am I the only one who feels this way? I mean seriously, have you heard them using the drills? Because I have. I feel that sound in my soul, man. Anyways, Dr. Pepper is the #1 soda brand and you cannot convince me otherwise.
