Ask Klarissa!


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Hello, hello Bears! What have y’all been up to? I haven’t been doing much. You know, another day, another issue, another me answering questions in no helpful way at all. 

  • What are some things to do during the summer? Nothing except getting annoyed by the heat. 
  • How am I supposed to end the semester with passing grades? We have less than two weeks left. Why are you barely asking me this? Nothing I could possibly say will help your case. 
  • Did Klarissa get vaccinated? Yes, she did. I will say the rumors are true. One side effect of getting vaccinated is getting sexier. I’m sorry. I don’t make the rules. 
  • Thoughts on coffee? I hate it. Anyone who drinks it willingly is not mentally stable. 
  • Tell us a joke. No. What am I, the town clown?
  • Tips on how to get smarter. You are asking the wrong girl. My whole life has been a dangerous game of tag between ‘how long can I wait until I start this assignment’ and ‘it’s the night before it’s due,I better get started.’

How to have a healthy relationship with school? Close the computer when needed. What are your teachers going to do, come to your house and open it back up?