Ask Klarissa


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Hey Klarissa… 

  1. How’s physics going? It’s not going. 
  2. My boyfriend broke up with me over text. How do I get him back? Why would you want someone who broke up with you over text back?? Know your worth girl. There’s always more fish in the sea. 
  3. I don’t feel comfortable turning my cameras on for Zoom, but my teacher seems so lonely and sad sometimes. What should I do? If you can’t turn your camera on, try to talk and participate more in class just to let the teacher know you’re there. It’ll make them feel better for sure. 
  4. Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice cream always. Frozen yogurt is the celery of desserts. Never ask that again. 
  5. What’s a good show to binge? Maybe don’t binge shows when you have 14+ missing assignments. 
  6. What’s the difference between Mr. Castle and Mr. Mitchell? Nothing. They’re both wholesome middle aged white men. 
  7. Does Klarissa have her camera on during Zoom usually? Honey, no. I’m too busy making full on gourmet meals. I don’t have time to smile for the camera. 
  8. How do I convince my teacher to postpone a due date? Honestly, remember to work smarter, not harder. Email them at ungodly hours like 4am, and I promise they’ll feel guilty and postpone whatever assignment you’re behind on. 
  9. What’s your favorite music genre right now? Sad.