Bears On Campus

Celeste Mariscal, Feature Editor/Copy Editor

What job would you be terrible at and why?

Freshman:

Lacy Vasquez
“I could never be a chef because my cooking skills can use some work.”

Alexis Pacheco
“Construction because I always be dropping stuff.”

Sophomores:

Yasmine Abdulla
“A kindergarten teacher because kids get sticky.”

Brando Alvarez
“An artist because I’m failing art.”

Juniors:

America Ruiz
“A life guard because I’d let them drown since I can’t swim.”

Luke Machnik
“An elementary teacher because I wouldn’t be patient enough for kids.”

Seniors:

Destiny Jimenez
“A CNA because I don’t want to change caca diapers.”

Angelberto Segovia
“A teacher because I’m scared of kids.”

Staff:

Mrs. Zamora
“A referee because as much as I like to yell I don’t think I can take being yelled at.”

Mr. Alvarez
“A type of surgeon because I sometimes crack under pressure.”