Bears On Campus
March 2, 2023
What job would you be terrible at and why?
Freshman:
Lacy Vasquez
“I could never be a chef because my cooking skills can use some work.”
Alexis Pacheco
“Construction because I always be dropping stuff.”
Sophomores:
Yasmine Abdulla
“A kindergarten teacher because kids get sticky.”
Brando Alvarez
“An artist because I’m failing art.”
Juniors:
America Ruiz
“A life guard because I’d let them drown since I can’t swim.”
Luke Machnik
“An elementary teacher because I wouldn’t be patient enough for kids.”
Seniors:
Destiny Jimenez
“A CNA because I don’t want to change caca diapers.”
Angelberto Segovia
“A teacher because I’m scared of kids.”
Staff:
Mrs. Zamora
“A referee because as much as I like to yell I don’t think I can take being yelled at.”
Mr. Alvarez
“A type of surgeon because I sometimes crack under pressure.”
