Bears on Campus
April 8, 2022
What would you name your boat if you had one, why?
Freshman:
Kennedi Carrasco Brayden Brum
“Lil Yachty because I “Boat because that’s what
want a lil yachty.” it is.”
Sophomores:
Emily Pallesi Malachi Carrasco
“I would name mine Sunken “I CAN SEA CLEARLY NOW because
because it’s not sunken and no it’s a dad joke and I like dad jokes.”
one would want it to sink.”
Juniors:
Alexis Orosco Miguel Ordaz
“Knot 4 Sail because “Shelly because Shelly reminds
it won’t be.” me of the sea.”
Seniors:
Mia Harris Exodus Rodriguez
“Mia because “SS Gains because the dumbbells
that’s my name will never leave me.”
and it’s fire.”
Staff:
Mr. Filkins Ms. Plascencia
“DJ Stinky 911 because… “The Sunken Ship because I wouldn’t want to name it
it’s complicated.” after my kids and it sink or burn or something.”