Ask Klarissa
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October 20, 2020
Hey Klarissa…
- How’s physics going? It’s not going.
- My boyfriend broke up with me over text. How do I get him back? Why would you want someone who broke up with you over text back?? Know your worth girl. There’s always more fish in the sea.
- I don’t feel comfortable turning my cameras on for Zoom, but my teacher seems so lonely and sad sometimes. What should I do? If you can’t turn your camera on, try to talk and participate more in class just to let the teacher know you’re there. It’ll make them feel better for sure.
- Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice cream always. Frozen yogurt is the celery of desserts. Never ask that again.
- What’s a good show to binge? Maybe don’t binge shows when you have 14+ missing assignments.
- What’s the difference between Mr. Castle and Mr. Mitchell? Nothing. They’re both wholesome middle aged white men.
- Does Klarissa have her camera on during Zoom usually? Honey, no. I’m too busy making full on gourmet meals. I don’t have time to smile for the camera.
- How do I convince my teacher to postpone a due date? Honestly, remember to work smarter, not harder. Email them at ungodly hours like 4am, and I promise they’ll feel guilty and postpone whatever assignment you’re behind on.
- What’s your favorite music genre right now? Sad.