Q: Do you know anyone cool at CSU Fullerton?
A: Honestly don’t even know where that is… or what that is… Hol’ up, why were you so specific too? Like, am I supposed to say “yes” to that or what? Actually though, nah. Unless YOU are at CSU Fullerton??? (Then again, I don’t know you so the answer is still NO.)
Q: When is your birthday (and social security number)?
A: Um, first of all, I was never born, I was conceived. And nah, I’m not giving you my birthday, random stranger. Second, what even is that? I’m too young to comprehend all that. Oh wait, are those the number things? Y’know the things on the card? I think I have one, but I may have lost it… Is that bad? (ALSO GUYS, I JUST SAW ON A COPY OF THE PAPER. THERE’S A WAY TO SEND LETTERS TO CLARION EDITORS. There’s officially a way to respond to the question I just asked. I’m literally gonna flood their invoices with stuff now~)
Q:Rate the editors-in-chief.
A: That wasn’t really a question, just a demand. So EXCUSE YOU. And besides, there are only two of them? Kim I guess is cool, depending on who you ask and when you ask. (If you ask me, she’s a little cuckoo all the time though…) Yari is, well, Yari. What can I say except she really draws a Fine Line between herself and Kim (Yari def got that reference btw). RANKED, I’d say Kim then Yari (srry Yari!!!!) just because Kim scares me more – and I talk to Yari more anyway so she won’t mind.
Q: What’s your favorite brain rot and why?
A: This is all because of Brayden’s article, isn’t it? (I entirely blame you for this, Brayden.) Ngl, I think fanum tax (is that still considered brain rot or did it age too much?) is pretty funny, just cause it is literally so applicable to me and my friends during lunch. (No one better be saying, “oh my gosh! That thing has friends?” right now, I swear.)
Q: I know who you are, fellow Klarissa…
A: WHAT’S WITH THESE PEOPLE NOT ASKING QUESTIONS????? Like, it literally says on the box, “ASK KLARISSA.” Anyway, this could be Jashan, Sakshi, Judy or Dayanara, all of whom I barely talked to, if at all. Or was this from someone earlier?? Hold on, why were you back here in the first place… super senior? (Okay, I just realized the note said 2022-2023, so if my calculations are correct, that should be Judy, unless they lied, then idk.)
