HEY YOU! Yeah you. I see you daydreaming about that one person you stalk on that phone. You better put it down, you stalker! Seeing all the red and pink around you makes you feel romantic during this time of the month, doesn’t it? You must be wondering if you guys would ever make a cute couple or if you’ll end up sinking just like Jack did in the Titanic. Well, here are some predictions (take it as a treat for your delusions, or take it as offense, I don’t mind) I’ve come up with based on your zodiac sign, hope you like it!
Aries & Virgo
First of all Aries, stop making it so hard to make your feelings noticed. You aren’t mysterious, I’m sorry, ok, stop it. Virgo with your pickiness and your pettiness you would stress out Aries. (It’s ok tho.) You guys are so alike it’s so scary, but lowkey cute!
Taurus & Cancer
Sorry, but y’all ain’t surviving at all. You can try but you can’t run away from the fact that you guys are both two different people. This love story would be just like La La Land but 10x worse.
Gemini & Scorpio
You both would honestly go great together, no need for any therapy sessions. However, having two strong personalities at once can be a lot so…..good luck queen.
Cancer & Pisces
You guys would be an emotional roller coaster 24/7. Not saying y’all shouldn’t get together but I would choose peace of mind lol.
Leo & Libra
Y’all would only get together if either one of you made a move so chop chop. If not, I guess nothing will happen so just forget about it #failedsituationship
Virgo & Aquarius
Virgo, you and Aquarius would make the best couple. It’s like seeing Harry Styles and me together (I’m joking… maybe). I might be feeding into your delusions, but it’s ok, you only live once.
Libra & Aries
You guys would be like Ken and Barbie. Ignoring them will be the worst mistake of your life so talk to them now. Like put that phone down and go up to them.
Scorpio & Taurus
Eh, this is more of a platonic relationship which honestly can either make you or break you depending on how you feel about them. But hey, maybe it will happen in the future.
Sagittarius & Pisces: You guys are like those dark romance books in real life. With Pisces being so loving and Sagittarius dealing with intense jealousy…. I don’t know man, you guys have to deal with that alone. Sorry y’all scare me.
Capricorn & Gemini
WOOOO I can feel it y’all are endgame. Please invite me to the wedding. I basically called it.
Aquarius & Scorpio
There will be a lot of misunderstandings from both parts so watch out. You both are so dramatic so I can only imagine your relationship as a novella in real life.
