Rich People Privilege Exists Even During The Apocalypse

There I was running around (truly an anomaly in this day and age). Why I was running, however, was probably more peculiar. You see, there just so happened to be a zombie chasing me.
Luckily for me, I ALWAYS have peak physical condition in my dreams. As such, I ended up climbing this 20 foot slide, which I thought was a pretty good idea. We all know that zombies don’t know how to climb, right?
NO. APPARENTLY THEY DO. I fear I was facing no common zombie, these zombies were intellectual weapons, no common sense lacking Walking Dead creation.
All of a sudden they were piling up on each other as they climbed up the slide ladder. (Yes, I fear what had started as one zombie had quickly escalated to at least thirty on my tail.)
I quickly slid down the slide and pulled out my phone. If I was going to die, I HAD to take a selfie first, to let my memory be remembered.
The zombies reached me and ate me.
The end.
OKAY KIDDING…I pulled out my phone and scurried to call someone who I knew would be faring well in this time of chaos: Adrien Agreste. If you guys don’t know who this is, just search up Miraculous Ladybug.
Luckily he picked up. Frantically running I asked him where he was. He revealed to me that he was in his PRIVATE ZOMBIE-PROOF BUNKER. When I tell you I almost stopped to change the call to facetime so he could see my VERY shocked face, I’d be lying. THIS IS SURVIVAL 101. I kept running, even surpassing the shock of class differences in our society.
I practically begged him to let me go to his bunker to which he said NO and hung up. The men in my dreams are always the worst.
As I ran I noticed that there were also TITANS now? However, these titans were a lot more chill than your typical Attack on Titan ones. Okay yes, they WERE killing people. But they weren’t running around recklessly. We have to appreciate their consideration at least.
Eventually I somehow ran so far away that I reached a part of town the zombies seemed to not have reached. And what did I find? A TACO STAND AND PEOPLE EATING TACOS. Yes, us Mexicans with our tacos even during the apocalypse. I might have even ordered some for myself if it weren’t for the fact that I noticed that there was a suspicious line of soldiers surrounding the perimeter of the city.
And now for the cherry on top.
What exactly had caused this zombie/Titan outbreak you may be wondering?
It was THE GOVERNMENT. Apparently they had to find a way to deal with overpopulation so they decided to take the town I was in and just eliminate its population.
The other people who had come to talk to the soldiers and I were all appalled, trying to fight through the soldiers into safety. However, they resisted, though they refused to harm us.
We continued arguing with them when all of a sudden I heard someone calmly asking if they could pass through the soldier’s line. I turned to my right to see BTS??? The soldiers took one look at the group and instantly let them through. If it isn’t the RICH PEOPLE PRIVILEGE. Yes, I’m an army but like, I wanted to live too. D:
EVENTUALLY THE SOLDIERS JUST LET US ALL OUT THOUGH?? So…the rich people’s privilege benefited the poor here…oh, that’s an interesting one let’s not think about it like that.
Anyway, to conclude BTS saves lives.