Q: What is it like to be so mysterious?
A: It’s a bit difficult at times. I feel the Rosa De Gaudalupe wind follow me wherever I go. Somehow a pair of black sunglasses always appears to cover my eyes at the perfect moment, but alas what can one do. I can’t help it that I’m basically a Wattpad boy.
Q: I need advice. My hallway church crush has a girlfriend. (I liked him before they got together). What should I do?
A: Have you ever considered a poly relationship? Problem solved. But also, it’s just a hallway crush, so I think you’ll be fine.
Q: This pertains to what a certain someone wrote. First of all, I don’t think she has a right to be mad because it’s her EX-cousin’s STEP-brother…I literally got as disconnected from her as I could in the family tree. Second of all, when I kissed him we had socks on so it doesn’t count. Don’t you think she’s being irrational?
A: I think I need a whole detailed MLA essay of BOTH (maybe even more; let’s get the side characters in on this. I need all perspectives.) sides of this story in order to be able to formulate a proper opinion because what even is this. I do agree with you about the family tree thing though, since if it’s an ex-cousin, you’re not even in the family tree anymore…right? You know what, this seems like something you may want to discuss with the Ethicist, or maybe Jeter, that is if you want proper advice. But, if not, just keep asking Klarissa :P.
