Hello all, Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching again. After hearing responses to last year’s zodiac predictions, I am back with some more zodiac compatibility lunacy. I’ve decided to keep my knowledge of this area to a minimum (I would be driven crazy with the 20 different predictions all for the same sign. Pro Tip: At least get your act together and agree if you want to make this stuff believable guys). I hope to make some of you guys laugh, or offend some. I don’t mind either.
Capricorn: You are happy people, but you aren’t happy with who you are with right now. Stay a little longer and be toxic! #2024ThePlot
Aquarius: Let me just say you got done WRONG and you know it. Please leave now for your therapist’s sake. But I believe someone with a Leo personality is best, they won’t do whatever your current partner did.
Pisces: You do people dirty…maybe that’s why you got ghosted lol.
Aries: You love to be number one. However, I sense that you have made a grave mistake in your recent relations. You will soon regret not choosing that person who showed immense care for you. In that sense you will always be last.
Taurus: Taurus is a pretty cool sounding sign to be honest. I predict that you will get another Taurus. Your star and plant stuff is aligned this year.
Gemini: You are super busy people! Just make sure to keep some time aside for yourself this year as you continue to eat the chocolate you bought yourself alone again.
Cancer: Such crabby people. Anyways, you are in a relationship right now. Let us all give a moment of silence and appreciation for the one who deals with you.
Leo: Hm. Let me think. [I came back to this after 10 minutes] I don’t know what to say for you honestly. I choose to believe you are a person of high intellect and wisdom, you can choose for yourself.
Virgo: You are definitely not meant to be with an Aries. So move on. You will find someone 10x better.
Libra: My vision states you’re already with your soulmate. But you should listen to them more lol or you will be thrown in a box.
Scorpio: Apparently, you are least compatible with fire signs, like a Leo, Aquarius or a Gemini. You can pick anyone else, just don’t become obsessive and controlling over your partner as you always do.
Sagittarius: Your love life is like the playlist with 20 genres. It can take unexpected turns, but it’s never boring!
I hope you’ve enjoyed and learned something about your dream partner from my “predictions.” Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!
