Q: Gu-won vampire confirmed??
A: For those of you who have no idea who Gu-won is, YOU’RE LUCKY because that man is 100% a vampire. The way he looks? The way he acts? The way he ages? Yeah, his diet HAS to consist of human blood.
Q: Favorite color and why?
A: Enough about favorite colors. Let’s talk about what colors we despise with a vehement passion. What color would you actively put your entire persona into defeating if they were to be conceptualized into a person who just so happens to be in an opposing district from you in the Hunger Games? Me personally, it’d have to be HEX: #a37611. Someone needs to put an end to its dreadful reign over the few unfortunate objects it presides on as a layer of thick revolting paint (or whichever other way it chooses to spread its repulsive existence).
Q: Crunchy or crispy?
A: Am I going crazy or is this not basically the same thing? If something’s crispy then it’s going to be crunchy? But, for something to be crunchy it doesn’t have to be crispy? So are you asking whether I prefer my crunchy things to be crispy or not to be crispy? Whoever wrote this question, come find me. What are you even saying??? I JUST SEARCHED IT UP AND IT HAS TO DO WITH FOOD STRENGTH. But what does it even mean for something to be crispy? I’ve never thought of anything as crispy… you know what? I’ve thought more than I want to about this. You shall never know.
Q: My boyfriend cheated on me with my ex-cousin’s step-brother. Advice?
A: First of all WHAT IN THE WORLD is an ex-cousin?? Did they get excommunicated from the family or something? OR was someone in the family married and then they got divorced so they aren’t your cousin anymore?? (Do family trees even work like that…if I sound stupid, no I don’t). WAIT A MINUTE. YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKES MEN. Unless you’re a man too then I guess you’re fine. Actually he cheated on you. YOU’RE NOT FINE. As for the advice, excommunicate your boyfriend like you did your cousin and go on with life 😀
