Q: If you only had one hour to live how would you spend your time?
A: Given the hypothetical situation that I HAD to die in EXACTLY one hour (no more and no less) I would troll everybody. I would use my first ten minutes to write an elaborate story about how I’ve had visions of the future and then detail all the terrible events that are about to transpire. FOR INSTANCE 1) I will die, for revealing what will happen. 2) Mythical creatures will come to life (Loch Ness Monster, griffins, werewolves, etc.) and try to kill us. After I have used those sacred ten minutes, I will run around the city yelling out and crying about how we’re all doomed and human life will soon come to an end. I just KNOW someone will record me and post it on Tiktok, so this way this will all garner attention. I will then post my ten minute draft onto Twitter, where people are sure to find it. For the remainder of my time, I will watch people say I’m crazy. Then, after I die my ghost will watch the chaos ensue.
Q: Do you have any weird phobias?
A: I SWEAR TO YOU THE STUFFED ANIMALS IN MY ROOM ARE WATCHING ME. Their eyeballs just follow me. I’m not crazy, Satan is in them. I JUST KNOW IT.
Q: What is something you absolutely HATE?
A: COUPLES WHO WALK SLOW. People who walk slow in general but the fact that it’s a couple just makes it even worse. YES I AM A HATER. Can’t they just be in “love” and also be fast walkers?
