Q: Klarissa. I know who you are and we’ve got issues.
A: This is the Clarion. Of course we have issues… Make sure to stay tuned for our next one 😛
Q: If you were President, what would be the first law you pass?
A: I wouldn’t pass any laws. I would just continue to do controversial things and see how long it takes for the people to impeach me. LISTEN TO MY PLAN : Day 1: Play “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen instead of the national anthem… Day 22: Show up in a pink suit to a meeting and force everyone to watch Legally Blonde… Day 36: Start a Twitter account where I discuss in great detail who has a crush on who in Congress.
Q: Cows?
A: Moo?
Q: Would you rather fall in mud or fall in a puddle of water?
A: I would fall into a puddle of water and tell a stranger that my water broke. All of a sudden I have free transportation. THEN just have them conveniently drop me off by a hospital that’s near a mall, solving modern day gas price problems.
