Ask Klarissa

Q: Who’s your favorite teacher?
A: Definitely not the advisor of this newspaper. I can’t really say I have a favorite teacher considering they’ve all made me do work. Like, leave me alone and let me live in peace.

Q: What’s your favorite song?
A: Anything that’s not country music to be honest. (Not) sorry country fans.

Q: Who are you?
A: You guys need to stop asking ME and start guessing. I’ll give you some hints. I’m a (drumroll please) junior. So I might be in your class, I might not. Okay here’s another one, I’m actually not that tall. Okay that’s it, start guessing!

Q: Do you like Taylor Swift?
A: Do fish belong in water? Do we need air to breathe? Are Peanut M&M’s the best chocolate? Is Selena better than Hailey? Yes.

Q: Who do you consider to be perfect?
A: No one is perfect, everyone is… Oh? You thought I was going to be all poetic and corny? No. It’s me. I’m perfect.