According to my fellow sources, apparently some of you have called my previous answer BORING. To that I have to say, STOP ASKING BORING QUESTIONS!!! Yeah, that’s right, I’m blaming y’all. I would like to see y’all answering almost 10+ questions on how to get a boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.. Like, goodness me, is dating all y’all THINK ABOUT!?!?!?! Ahem, I’ve gotten carried away…let’s move on!
Q: Starbucks or Dutch?
A: I hate to say this but I feel like I can’t accurately answer this because… I don’t drink enough of either! Fortunately I haven’t fallen for the propaganda (although, since it’s fall season I might need to pick up a Starbucks fall drink since those are back on the menu…if y’all haven’t grabbed a drink from that menu yet then you’re missing out and YOU’RE BORING. Yeah, it doesn’t feel so good, does it?) Anyways, if I HAD to pick, I’d probably pick Starbucks just for the aestheticness. But y’all know what isn’t aesthetic about it? THE PRICES. Why am I paying $7 for 90% ice and 10% drink?!?!?! Starbucks, please fix these ratios.
Q: How do I survive junior year?
A: Final answer, you don’t. I don’t mean to scare y’all, but I’m going to. The cons of junior year: the workload. If you do multiple extracurriculars, prepare for the late-night crashouts and want to pull out your hair chunk by chunk, because it seriously will be that bad. The pros of junior year: you get amazing and wonderful teachers, like Mr. Johnson (Johnson, if you’re reading this, please give me 5 extra credit points, I could really use them) and obviously MR. CASTLE!!! (Haha I said it…can I get my A now please? Pretty please?) Either way, I’m probably the last person you should listen to about junior year because I’m a certified crashout so it seems 10 times worse to me.
Q: How do I tell someone you have feelings for them?
A: Okay, it’s time to be kinda serious. Tell them IN PERSON. None of that stupid “over text” stuff because the whole point of telling someone you like them is to see their reaction. Plus, when you see their face either light up or look like you just kicked a kitten right in front of them, you can activate your fight or flight mode faster. If you do it over text, it’ll just lead to them ghosting you (definitely not speaking from experience haha…ouch). But I wouldn’t know how to confess to someone since everyone always confesses to me because I’m a 6’2 nonchalant dreadhead.
Hopefully this time I’ve met y’all standards because if I didn’t, I’m out of a job. Please give positive reviews to Castle, I’m paid on commission…not really.
