1. What should I be for Halloween?
Answer: A clown.
2. Why am I sad?
Answer: We have to go to school 5 days a week.
3. When the bus driver gets off the bus, who closes the door?
Answer: The bus.
4. Why do I get 5 hours of sleep?
Answer: Procrastination is a disease!
5. What is up!
Answer: The sky!