1. What should I be for Halloween?

Answer: A clown.

2. Why am I sad?

Answer: We have to go to school 5 days a week.

3. When the bus driver gets off the bus, who closes the door?

Answer: The bus.

4. Why do I get 5 hours of sleep?

Answer: Procrastination is a disease!

5. What is up!

Answer: The sky!