Ask Klarissa
May 15, 2023
HEY GUYS!! EVERYONE BE QUIET, AND LISTEN…KLARISSA REVEAL IS FINALLY HERE! You guys finally know my true identity. Did you guess it was me? You probably did. I didn’t do a good job of being mysterious. Or maybe you didn’t know? Are you surprised? Okay sorry anyways, this has been so so so much fun. I was finally able to bring my alter-ego out into the world with this part of the Clarion and I’m so glad I was able to (hopefully) make you guys laugh, or at least giggle.
I was chosen to be Klarissa during my sophomore year, by the former Klarissa, Sakshi Palav, who was a senior at the time. I’m not going to lie to you guys, this was a little intimidating at first because I had no clue if I was able to be as funny as Sakshi. I was so scared that no one would find me funny. A weight was lifted off my shoulders recognizing I was doing a decent job when I would overhear people talking and giggling about Ask Klarissa.
Now that I’ve incorporated my blood, sweat, and tears onto this character, it’s time to pass it on to a new person. Although, I’m a little sad leaving you guys, I’m more than positive you guys will laugh even more with the next Klarissa. Is she a she? Are they a sophomore? A junior? Or a senior? You’ll have to find out next year! Well this is goodbye from me, Klarissa (Judy Romero).